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Dec 23, '06 11:09 PM
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I turn on the computer, transfer new pictures from my camera, delete those that may be detrimental to my person, organize those that pass the quality control test, decide which ones will go up my site. Then I go to the kitchen to drink a glass of water, see the dishes on the sink and decide to wash them. I go back to the sofa where I have my laptop set up, realize if I want to have my clothes dry by tomorrow afternoon I have to do the laundry now. I do the laundry. Since I already am in the bathroom, I might as well take a shower. After the shower I am already hungry so I heat a cup of water for a meal of yakisoba. I wash the dishes again. Finally, I sit down in front of the computer and think of something to write. And I think. And think. And think.

I look around me. I see my phone and think of who to text. I text my friend Tin what time we are meeting at Shang tonight. I look at my shirt and realize I haven't read its label so I took it off and see this (refer to picture on the right):

I am amazed at the wealth of information this little piece of cloth has given me. One of the most important is that I have the body of a 13-14 year old. Thank you so much, barely-there breasts.

But guess what really catches my attention (um, maybe because it is meant to catch people's attention, being written in red, all caps). This leads me to ask why they don't put other shirt-saving tips as well:
1. Keep away from dogs/cats/birds/children with pentel pens/scissors, etc.
2. Keep away from sharks/crocodiles/tigers, etc when in the zoo.
3. Do not drop from an airplane.
4. Use a bib when eating.

Feel free to add more. I believe we may be saving the clothing industry.

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markcasq wrote on Dec 24, '06

funny =)

sanapakaininmoko wrote on Dec 24, '06

My pleasure, Mark. We all have to do our share in saving our shirts, after all.

staine wrote on Dec 27, '06

Heh, one of the guys from work taped a sign that read 'breath in, breath out, you stupid fucking peanut!' to the workstation we reserve for newbies - on account of 98% of them being complete idiots... It was in blue though.

thejonastory wrote on Dec 27, '06

blue doesn't count. blue is easy to ignore. try pink. :p

staine wrote on Jan 2, '07

Pink? In a warehouse filled with dirty unshaven labourer types? But that's just insulting!

thejonastory wrote on Jan 2, '07

no, on the contrary, the pink will liven up the place. hehe.

angrykeyboarder wrote on Jan 4, '07

sanapakaininmoko said

Thank you so much, barely-there breasts.

As President and CEO of the IIBTAA (International Itty Bitty Titty Admirers Association), I wish to say we very much appreciate your breasts.

Sincerely,

Scott,
President and CEO
IIBTAA
http://iibtaa.org

sanapakaininmoko wrote on Jan 4, '07

I agree that pink would do it. In fact, you should paint the whole warehouse pink.

My breasts thank you, Mr. President.

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angrykeyboarder wrote on Jan 5, '07

sanapakaininmoko said

My breasts thank you, Mr. President.

You're welcome.

You should visit our site someday.

Scott
President and CEO
IIBTAA
http://iibtaa.org

sanapakaininmoko wrote on Jan 5, '07

I just went over to your site, Mr. President, and let me just say that my breasts are so happy to find out that they're not alone! Or that they're not uh, two of a kind. They have sistahs all over the world! Yay!

angrykeyboarder wrote on Jan 5, '07

LOL.

It's amazing what one can do with $5.00 and too much free time. :-)

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